quasarden:


What Alistair wants is unimportant.

aka: haha I made you king u fucker

quasarden:

What Alistair wants is unimportant.

aka: haha I made you king u fucker

(via antivanrogue)

Reblog if you’d fuck one of your followers.

splantamello:

diabetic—homeless—hookers:

Probably at least 14.

Probably more than that.

(Source: spydersmind, via teddiepoe)

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(Source: tharlk, via teddiepoe)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via tyleroakley)

txepvi:

I’m going down with this ship

no seriously, you go down with the ship in ME2.

(via obfuscatingdeity)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(via itastelikepie)

ppyajunebug:

Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout

(Source: sandandglass, via flutegirl0422)

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(via itastelikepie)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(via itastelikepie)

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

image

ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

image

i pledge allegiance to that ass

(via itastelikepie)

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via itastelikepie)

thranduart:

cosplayadoration:

Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography 

HNNNNNNNNNNGH

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