ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

(via antivanrogue)

ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

(via chaotic-phantasm)

threekindsofweird:

the-woman-of-belgravia:

i-am-not-amused:

”Women don’t belong in sci-fi”

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”Women aren’t funny”

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”Nobody wants to see ensemble women comedies”

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”Women can’t write good action stories”

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”Women can’t direct good movies”

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”Women aren’t good authors”

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”Women can’t be action stars”

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I have literally never met anyone who is actually so stupid as to believe any of the things written in this post

(via chaotic-phantasm)

burgerkid:

when people act dumbimage

(via tyleroakley)

suspend:

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

(via epic-humor)

sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

(via youmakeme-laugh)

ten-roses-in-the-impala:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

he just wanted to learn

ten-roses-in-the-impala:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

he just wanted to learn

(Source: sickpage, via flutegirl0422)

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via epic-humor)

ashketchurn:

i’m tired 8 days a week

(via epic-humor)

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via obfuscatingdeity)

atopfourthwall:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

(via obfuscatingdeity)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via teddiepoe)

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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(via tyleroakley)

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

(via epic-humor)