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juilan:


I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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jigglinforjustice:

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ragingbitchfest:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

We used AIM but same thing.

Yep. AIM was the shit.

Aww memories <3

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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fuckyeahsexeducation:

Image via Tumblr user crusherccme, found in 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook.

fuckyeahsexeducation:

Image via Tumblr user crusherccme, found in 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook.

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blackjackkent:

One of the worst parts of this war is watching the kids react. If they’re lucky, they grow up thinking the galaxy is basically a decent place. Some rough spots here and there, but for the most part, life makes sense.

Now they find out it was all a lie. They wake up to see these things in the dark that just want to destroy everyone they ever cared about.

If they survive, there will be a lot of angry orphans out there looking for answers…

~ Garrus Vakarian

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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

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ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."

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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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